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PRESIDENT BUSH WELCOMES ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: THE FRESH NEW FACE OF BABY-KILLING, HOMO-LOVING, GUN-CONTROL, GROUP SEX REPUBLICANISM
Joint Statement by the President and California Governor-Elect

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Yesterday, the people of California took decisive action at the polls, kicking gay-as-a-Halston-sundress Gray Davis and his skinny myna bird ass out of government once and for all. In his depraved Democratic place, we now have a real man and a REAL REPUBLICAN! Please join me in welcoming Governor-Elect Arnold Schwarzenegger!


GOVERNOR-ELECT SCHWARZENEGGER: Tank you, President Boosh. It's a really honor to be here vis you und your byooteeful vife – even if she is being a stuck-up prick teaser who von't slide her finger up ze First Pussy und let me sniff it again. You know, zis is all so new und different for me, zis being elected by ze people. Az it vill be new zing for you ze next year, yah? But seriously, ven I voke up zis morning, I looked over at Maria und I said to her, "Hey Skeletor, you look like scheiße. Vy don't you make your Kennedy ass useful and polish ze Governator's cyborg pole?" Und zen she did.

You know, I am so proud to be a Republican. I know zere are some sings zat I may not agree vis ze Republican leadership on. But I know zat ze most important sing is for ve Republicans to be able to say zat ve control ze most state houses in ze country. And since Kallyfohrnia is ze biggest und ze most important of all ze states, I guess zat makes me ze fyooture of ze Republican party. Zat is vy I vanted to take a few minutes to explain ze new Republican positions on some of ze important issues: